Department Of Total Fantasy. Doncha Wish? Glennallen & Valdez As You'll Never See Us. Ever.

There's Glennallen, Alaska. And Then, There's The Faux Version On Your Cell Phone, Where Joyful Neighbors Cry Into Brown Paper Towe...

There's Glennallen, Alaska. And Then, There's The Faux Version On Your Cell Phone, Where Joyful Neighbors Cry Into Brown Paper Towels After They Win Lotteries & Old People In Valdez Sit By Their Marble Fireplaces...

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