Lessons Learned: a) Don't Drop Your Apple Watch Into The Outhouse, And b) Don't Jump In After It

A Really Bad Idea 

Michigan Woman Rescued By State Cops From Bottom Of Outdoor Toilet 

An unknown Michigan woman dropped her Apple Watch into an outhouse this week. 

The digital watches can be very expensive — running over $400. 

So she jumped into the toilet to try to retrieve it. She got stuck, called for help from the bottom of the vault, and was eventually rescued by Michigan State Police. 

The cops issued a press release after digging her out of the toilet with a "strap." 

The cops gave this official word of caution:

"If you lose an item in an outhouse toilet, do not attempt to venture inside... Serious injury may occur."