Facebook Crashed Off The Web, Ended Up In Congress... And Now It's In The Witness Protection Program

Facing Piles Of Leaked Documents, Facebook Changes Its Name To "Meta"  The Social Media Giant Formerly Known As "Facebook&quo...

Facing Piles Of Leaked Documents, Facebook Changes Its Name To "Meta" 



The Social Media Giant Formerly Known As "Facebook" 

 Hey Guys!
Like Me On Meta

When you get into trouble and have to go undercover there are several steps you can take. It's important to change your identity so nobody knows who you are.  

Step #1: Change your name. Which is what Facebook is about to do. It's changing its name to "Meta."  

Step #2: Grow a beard. Facebook's logo used to be a cartoon hand, showing a "thumbs up." Today it's suddenly a blue pretzel. 


Step #3: Move somewhere else. Now this one they haven't done...yet. They're still on "Hacker Way." Which, actually, sounds significantly less humorous as Facebook's involvement with nefarious governments worldwide is becoming known to everybody. 

When all is said and done, there's only one thing Facebook's billions of users actually want to know. 

Will they have to start saying: "Like me on Meta"? 




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